dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

Arthur Dent

The main character of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a 5-book trilogy written by Douglas Adams.

Arthur Dent was one of two Earthlings to escape the planet Earth before it was demolished to make way for an intergalatic bypass. Arthur Dent escaped the planet with Ford Prefect, and spends time with the ex-President of the Galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox, the Worst Dressed Sentinent Being in the Universe.

Arthur Dent's special talents include being able to fly (tips: try to fall and miss the ground), talk to birds, befuddle the computer of the universes best spaceship, and be able to stand the second worst poetry in the Universe.

"Listen, looking lived-in is all the rage in California at the moment. You've got to look as if you've seen the Galaxy. Life, I mean. You've got to look as if you've seen life. That's what I got. A face drop. Give me eight years, I said. I hope being thirty doesn't come back into fashion or I've wasted a lot of money."


"When I eat a biscuit," said Arthur, "it stays eaten."

by Morgan Sennhauser July 29, 2005

Denitsa

A fairy from a land far far way..specifically bulgaria!!. Someone who is very pretty and has a very effervescent personality. Normally these fairies spend most of their time online and their last name is Stoyanova!! These fairies are smart...super nice and can never be mean to you. But the chances of you seeing one in real life are slim!!

OMG that girl is so pretty...but still not as pretty as denitsa!!

I wish i had wings and fly like that fairy denitsa!!

by sachin.jhunjhunwala February 5, 2010

Harvey Dent Face

A person who has been burned by a come-back so bad that they will forever be burned on half of their face.

Person one: "Hey you have a lot of time on your hands if you can come up with stuff to put on urban dictionary."

Person two: "Well you have a lot of ugly on your face!"

Third person: "DAMN, YOU JUST GOT HARVEY DENT FACED! BURN!"

by HH Mo-town May 11, 2009

Dende

A mans penis, usually described as large. People can also say 'Baby Dende' for having a small penis, which is usually an insult.

You still talkin' shit when you still can't even lift my dad's dende!

by bitch stealer 8383 October 16, 2016

dendronecrobeastiality

Having sexual intercourse with a dead animal in a tree.

Yo man I love dendronecrobeastiality! Its the shit.

by Jamie the master May 22, 2007

Dendrothymos

From the Greek δένδρο, dendro or tree, and θυμός, thymos or anger, is an uncontrolled anger reaction experienced by phylogeneticists (biologists who study evolution) when faced with a really bad evolutionary tree

Tom suffered a severe case of dendrothymos when he read that paper on fungi

by proffunguy August 5, 2016