I hereby declare you as gae

haha ur gae now
im fucking crying right now im not okay

I hereby declare you as gae mate
you're just gae

by ChocoTee February 26, 2019

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased

A term used when expressing positive emotions when something is found found agreeable, boujee and sometimes comical.

“Look at my new burkin handbag” Ooh Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

“I dropped my fake friend” Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

by Giddy D October 27, 2023

flowers declared

the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of
nonpregnant women from puberty to menopause

This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.

by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008

im deceased

a term that wannabe hipsters use when they are trying to be original and don't want to say "I'm dead" like everyone else.

*at school*

person: im dead. i got three hours of sleep last night and have five tests today.

wannabe hipster: im deceased

*on the internet*

person: whoah hes so hot it kills me

wannabe hipster: im d e c e a s e d

by a woodchuck named norris October 29, 2016

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.

Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

I declare a thumb war

I declare a thumb war is the phrase used when 2 people decide to have their thumbs go to war.

1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war. 5,6,7,8, try to keep your thumb straight.

by Puppybcm February 11, 2023