upper decker

The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.

When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.

by afokenr March 26, 2003

Deckered

Getting Rejected to a social event or just getting rejected in general

Jonathan was rejected by Elizabeth to go to prom. Everybody laughed at him saying he was Deckered

by Robbiefan December 30, 2011

Decker

Porta Potty, place you dispose of wastes, and bodily fluids.

Don't piss on public property, the Decker is over there..

by Seven eleven 24 seven December 07, 2006

Deckers

1.n. the physically culmination, that harnesses the essence of perfection.

adj. nickname used to describe those deemed by society to be as close to perfection as humanly possible.

v. the act of being perfect

1. wow that guy is pretty damn awesome, id go as far as to say hes a Deckers

by not deckers June 18, 2008

upper-decker

the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.

causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 07, 2003

Black & Decker

The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)

Also know As: B&D

"you man you got the black & decker for the hike man"

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Icy Decker

The act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don't know the appropriate way to do so.

#1 The maid didn't leave a mint on my pillow last night, so I showed them. I gave them an icy decker!

#2 You sick fuck

#1 Guilty!

by Mark Scott 69 August 25, 2008