Dead

stuck in a place where you don't know why you are there. you can still be ALIVE to be this kind of dead.

She was dead when she walked into the party that she wasn't invited to.

by metroluver23 February 12, 2009

dead

Severely lacking life

If you don't shut up, I'm going to kill you until you're dead.

by Dial-Up February 9, 2003

DEAD

An expression used to say something is very funny

lew- omg my but burns

beck-Dead!!!

by yung_mistress April 16, 2015

Dead

British slang for something that is extremely bad or boring

'That game is so dead, man'

by uh oh Instinky December 1, 2020

Dead

Dead is the term used when the absence from school/college is unknown by fellow pupils and friends and therefore you are simply known to be dead

Bob: Where's Tony today?
Fred: Dunno
Roy: He's probably dead

Tony: Hey guys I'm back
Roy: So you're no longer dead?

Fred: Tony, what a fuckin skiver
Bob: No mate, he's dead

by Cal R November 17, 2010

dead

to not respond to a text or a message for a certain period of time; usually due to a forgotten brb or a gtg while performing another activity

(flowing conversation)
A: ...how bout you?

---no response from B-

A: WHY ARE YOU DEAD?!?!?!??!?
A: SPAM
A: GRRRRR
B: Oh sorry I forgot to say BRB

by mige May 9, 2012

dead

1. Not living.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.

1. He hasn't got a pulse, he is dead.

2. Child A: You're dead.
Child B: I'm clearly still living.
Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.

by Scandal June 28, 2004