god damnit!

The politically correct term to describe the feeling of life grabbing you by the balls.

Life sucks!

God damnit! My teacher is a dick!
God damnit! I hate my fucking job!
God damnit! I have lost faith in the human race!
God damnit! Why didn't my mom have an abortion?

by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

skippy dammit

the (wrong) "rev" skippy dammit
(home of lil bastards' day care center & tennis shoe manufacturing facility)

home of "sermon de jour sans collection plate"
www.skippydammit.com

skippy dammit is SO the bomb !

he/it has simple solutions to complex problems.

by "rev" skippy dammit November 2, 2008

dammit

Contraction of damn it. Most often it is used when someone is generally pissed off at everything, it's worse than just saying the words separately.

blink182's most popular song.

The man almost got run over by a car, got into a fight with a trucker, broke up with his girlfriend, got fired, got arrested, got drunk, crashed his car, locked himself out of his house, and tried to climb in the window but fell off and broke his leg. When it started to rain, the man said DAMMIT!

by [ - stacys mom - ] October 18, 2003

Damita

The name means baby princess or little women, but once they grown up it can expand to a queen and a powerful women.

Awe! your daughter is such a Damita.

by Toronto.Baby April 10, 2019

God Fucking Dammit!

The phrase one or more says when they think they have created the greatest word ever, and before adding it to urban dictionary, find that it is already there.

Dude, I came up with the word cummy ache. i'm gonna put it on urban dictio...wait... God Fucking Dammit!!!!

by Naterp0tater November 4, 2010

Damnith

1) A brother-word to damnit, but used when you wish to have a shakespearean accent.

2) Most commonly used when yelling about something/someone that/who has made you upset enough to begin sounding like a 18th century play writer.

3) Also can be used if in highschool in attempt to get away with cussing in front of a teacher. You will later regret trying such adolescent things, but it is possible to laugh at later in life. Once out of highschool, it is safe to use without the feeling of stupidity which follows.

Damnith, I can't believe he screwed my mom.

by Shamussparks January 17, 2008

damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.

Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.

by UltraThikc June 27, 2014