Bullet in brain disease

A joke about a government hiding and covering up a murder they caused

The anti-government journalist died due to bullet in brain disease.

by DrBrad March 26, 2023

exacary disease

When your bum looks exacary like your face.

"Hey you got exacary disease. Your face looks exacary like your arse." "So are you saying I got an ugly face or a nice arse??"

by ry-ry-guy November 19, 2007

Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Daisyann

Daisyann is always the comedian of the group, funny sweet but can sometimes get a little annoying. If your in a relationship with daisyann your lucky, she is very picky about who she would ever date. Daisyann is forgetful and is always late but she can also be very smart. Usually Daisyann’s are extremely intelligent but this isn’t always the case

We better wait, daisyann will probably be late
I’m so lucky to have daisyann by my side

by Mateman101 December 1, 2019

disease preventameter

The distance at which one should away from others, in order to avoid catching sickness.

stay at least one disease preventameter away from me.

i don't want to hang out with Thomas he keeps coming within a disease preventameter

by Chimera Camaro April 3, 2020

pugs disease

A rare std caused by a person who has had sexual intercourse with a pug, and then transmitted to you.

I heard that girl has pugs disease.

by lil peep b April 25, 2020

Daisha

one of the prettiest girls you'll meet, has an amazing sense of humor, and is a hopless romantic, she usually stays to keeping most if not everything to herself, she loves mostly everyone, and cant stand being disliked by someone

haha she acts like a Daisha

by 😛😛 January 17, 2015