Just Don't Care

Not caring; throwing arm over shoulder.

1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)

Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)

by I wish I was Cameron Garbutt November 7, 2011

very carefully

Generic response to a "How do I" question. In response to either-

1)Something the person asking probably can't do.

2)A question that would take far too much time and effort to answer.

1) Q:How do I program an MMORPG?
A: Very carefully.

2) Q:How do I fix this virus?
A: Very carefully.

by DavidityDooBop May 21, 2007

Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

For all I care

Meaning that you don't care at all, 'it' doesnt concern you.

A: hey, I heard that when you're dead, your children will sell all your stamp collections on an auction house.
B: When that time comes, they can do with it whatever they like, for all I care.

by axzze January 1, 2009

could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

by k512.com September 10, 2003

caren

Caren is a girl beautiful inside and out, they know how to make your day just being a complete sweetheart. Their one of those types of people, you can see yourself being friends with a long time. They consider to be one of your best friends. Carens usually know how to get down on the dance floor. Their in love with music. They care a lot about other people no matter how much someone hurts them. They do their best to make everyone happy. Stronger than a lot of people. They have the biggest heart out there. Even if their days are going bad along with yours, they'll still find in their hearts to somehow be there for you. Carens are just plain wonderful. Their true friends, hard to find.

the most beautiful girl in the word is Caren

by C.C verdad December 26, 2012

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019