cunted

cunted very drunk.!

jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!

by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

Frunking Cunker

To say "Fucking Cunt" in a way without others knowing

My teacher gave us homework for the 4th night in a row so when she walked by I call her a "Frunking Cunker"

by Taylor Coverdale February 26, 2011

pizza cucked

when your significant other makes the effort to go out for pizza without you when it could've been ordered in

Dude, The Quartering's wife pizza cucked him.

by spicyorangechicken November 15, 2021

black cucked

A white husband who has agreed or been told by his wife that she's fucking negroid men exclusively

White wife said to her white husband, "I have black cucked you"

by hephaestus November 26, 2006

Cunker

A word you can call your boss that isn't swearing.

"why is she acting like such a cunker, she wants to get a life"

by RFFL April 15, 2009

Chunked Out

Verb; The action in which a reasonably hot female that you haven't seen for a while has since gained weight and become rather lardy

Person 1:"Who the fuck is that porker over there?"
Person 2:"Oh that's the girl you used to sit next to in math's class"
Person 1:"Thats her?! she used to be so sexy but now she's chunked out she's rather repulsive"
Person 2:"not that you ever had the chance you stupid fat virgin"
Person 1: :(

by YONGAS March 23, 2012