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While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
by clear creek October 8, 2022
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by cherrysvibez December 18, 2022
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Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.
Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.
by QuacksO April 3, 2023
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Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
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Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
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by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025
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Get the Cumpacity mug.A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.
When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.
by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026
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I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.
by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026
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