Cumsock

A specific type of sock, usually one too small to be worn on the foot, used by men in order to contain their ejaculate post-masturbation. Should this sock be found by ones mother, it is to be burned and never spoken of again and the man will be forbode from masturbation for a minimum on 6 months.

I couldn't get a gyal last night so I had to use my cumsock.

by ballsdeepinmustard June 21, 2023

cumrock

a big glob of ejaculatory fluids seaping out of penis at once

fuck i just let out a cumrock!

by cumston March 29, 2024

Cumsockpuppet

A Sockpuppet account used to circle jerk with when nobody else will.

Considering this account only ever replies to him to have conversations in total agreement, I think it might be his cumsockpuppet account.

by Ruedii January 10, 2025

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

gucci cumsocks

Gucci cumsocks are sock that are made by gucci that you cum in

Joe mama: i heard candice has gucci cumsocks

You: Whos candice

Joe mama: can dis dick fit in your mouth

You: Lets find out

by Big Black Nigga Balls 4k August 7, 2021

frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

by inhis March 20, 2025