weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.

Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.

by GLaDOS November 6, 2007

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

by RK64 September 26, 2006

cube invader

A coworker that insists on entering your cube to converse with you in tight quarters about nothing in particular when you are clearly busy.

I had my iPod in and was typing frantically when the cube invader stood next to my chair, tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I had seen the email from corporate.

by mandy_mae February 25, 2008

death cube

A "Death Cube", all Vernor Vinge references aside, is the epithet placed upon a room full of people with nothing exciting to do, and no viable plans for the night. A death cube is often accompanied by awkward silence, sexual stagnation, and, as the colloquialism implies, death of all things enjoyable.

"Yo, the party's not happening."
"Are you serious? Shit."
"Well, do you have anything else in mind for tonight?"
"...Nope."
"This is a death cube."

"Yo man, O.D. Death Cube. We need to get out of here and do something FAST."

by guz May 22, 2006

cube cornering

an uncomfortable work situation where a coworkers get extremely close to you in your cube and corners you in. This typically happens when they look at something on your computer screen or come in to tell you some gossip. The key here is not only does the person infringe on your space, the person also stays around too long. One could be cube cornering a coworker for several minutes.

First thing Monday morning, Michael Jan did his usual cube cornering on me. I had to ask him to leave after a couple of extremely uncomfortable minutes.

by Brent Hoo July 18, 2006

game cube

One of several modern gaming platforms with good quality graphics and gameplay. It is a good choice for gaming fans due to the unique and interesting games released for it. Neither better or worse than the X-Box and PS2 in general, for each system has it's own unique advantages.

I can't decide whether to buy a Game Cube, XBox, or PS2... they all kick ass.

by Jumper5 April 19, 2003

Cube Entertainment

Cube entertainment is a music company in which all the artist are dating or probably dating each other.

Someone: Hey, aren’t those two from cube entertainment.
Someone else: yeah, they’re probably dating

by Blinkblinkhoe August 4, 2018