Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
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The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005
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Get the Conzie mug."Chonze" or "chonzed" is a new slang term used to describe when one or more individuals dishonor, disgrace, shame, degrade or humiliate someone in a competitive environment.
Used in the context TO "Chonze" or to HAVE "Chonzed" an individual.
Used in the context TO "Chonze" or to HAVE "Chonzed" an individual.
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When playing a competitive game of football and one attacker nut megs the opposing defender, the crowd shout "Chonzed!" to let the defender know of his humiliation. i.e. "You've been chonzed mate!"
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When competing against another team or individual you make it clear you are going to "chonze" them i.e. completely humiliate and destroy.
When playing a competitive game of football and one attacker nut megs the opposing defender, the crowd shout "Chonzed!" to let the defender know of his humiliation. i.e. "You've been chonzed mate!"
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When competing against another team or individual you make it clear you are going to "chonze" them i.e. completely humiliate and destroy.
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