Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).

Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.

by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013

CRONK KNOPPLE

A drunk sailor who likes to titty fuck on the harbor

He's the cronk knopple.

by SandeepWeeaboo September 5, 2016

Crockpottin’

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.

I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

Country Crock

A spit roast with the entire family.

A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.

by horny_toad69 August 14, 2019

Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???

I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats

by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

cronkite

Description of a situation that was desirable to the individual.

Yo, that shit last night was cronkite.

by Lil' "Whhhhatt? ohhkay" Jon April 20, 2004