crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

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Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.

Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.

by katam December 22, 2010

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Crispillingus

The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.

Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.

by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008

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Crisp Lettuce

Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.

Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?

Bro 2. Titty Bar?

Bro 1. Shit yeah!

Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.

Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.

Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?

Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.

by Dbos617 May 22, 2009

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