Park Crawl

A drunken misadventure similar to that of a pub crawl but through parks. Pioneered in Sydney, Australia by a group of courageous nobles. The first ever Park Crawl recorded was Operation Strolling Mongoose in which eight men travelled through the city and in a state of intoxication had a ripper of a day
Monty: "Hey 3 skin what do you reckon about a park crawl this weekend?"
by Montgomery Bilbo Trufflehorn February 12, 2014
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Aloha Crawl

Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each other’s hands to crabwalk.
Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.
by SeeCrush October 11, 2019
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Dick crawl

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.
"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"
by natastrophie March 15, 2017
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crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).
"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"
by Hipster April 13, 2008
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kerb crawling

the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.
by Anonymous May 01, 2003
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crawl the wall

To 'Crawl the Wall' means that when one is near the point of ejaculation, the feet are used to propel ones legs and body swiftly up the nearest wall, manoevering ones body upside down thus allowing a bucket load of baby gravy to be dumped onto ones face and mouth.
Anabel: Has anyone seen Craig?
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
by dirty mr lewin November 13, 2010
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Village Crawl

Similar to a pub crawl, but taking place entirely within Old Hickory Village in Old Hickory, Tennessee. Since there are no pubs or other similar establishments in Old Hickory, participants travel from home to home, porch to porch, yard to yard...and consume copious amounts of excellent beer from kegs transported with the group.

This annual event takes place on or around Saint Patrick's Day; it includes commemorative t-shirts and specialty beer, often an IPA or other disctinctive style.
1. Crazy Uncle Johnny and Weird Uncle Travis invited Uncle Tater to the Village Crawl, but he will miss out on all the fun because he will be out of town.

2. I refuse to go downtown for Saint Patrick's Day, too many drunk drivers...I think I'll go to the Village Crawl and then stumble home on foot.
by Mister Webster March 11, 2008
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