crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

capster

someone who lies as full time job

did you see katie’s story ? she’s always lying what a capster

by rachel.runs07 October 18, 2020

Crabster

A nick name for pubic lice among celebrities.

Did you get the crabster last night?

by thecrabster December 4, 2009

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

Crapsten

A superlative form of 'crap'.
The most crap of all.
Crappiest crap.

Derived from german superlative form and English crap.
Crap+sten = Crapsten

I don't give a crapsten. (I couldn't care less)

That's the crapstenest crap I've ever heard.

The lecture... twas crapsten.

That food was crapsten.

by devid O December 18, 2010

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016

Crasterbation

Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.

I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.

by Professor PMS December 26, 2014