crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

crapple pie

Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎

I really want crapple pie! (only acceptable to be said when drunk or pregnant or late at night)

by key ran August 14, 2014

Crapple

A combination of the words, "Crap," and, "Careful."
Pronounced, "Crap-ul."

When the boy almost ran into her, she said, "Crapple!"

by That Girl Who likes Dinosaurs January 23, 2010

crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

holy crip its a crapple

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"

by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017

Crapple

Crown Royal Apple flavor

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.

by anonymous July 2, 2022