Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
by WiSE May 25, 2004
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by crunchydry May 12, 2018
Get the Cranal mug.I must first say, I am startled that this vital word has not already been defined. But, as it has not been, I feel it is my duty to do the deed. Put simply, cranatical is a mixture between crazy and fanatical. In truth, however, cranatical has a far more complex definition. Its utterance is to be taken seriously, though not without a dash of lighthearted humor--true to the AmerEnglish tradition, cranatical is a hybrid of two words, the lovechild of insanity and exuberance, ecstasy and madness, rhapsody and hysteria. Cranatical should not be used too often, due to its intensity, but when used, it should be shouted, screamed, yelled, and expelled from its speaker's mouth with fervor and ferocity.
Example One:
Upon finding himself chock-full of some kind of unbridled enthusiasm (drug induced, one might infer), T-Bone vociferated:
"Shit is cranatical!" Referring to his evening--and experience--thus far.
Example Two:
Upon arriving at a rather boisterous festivity, Shaquifa said to her male counterpart, Dutch:
"Damn boy, this party's fuckin craNATICAL"
(Note how Shaquifa chose to stress the latter segment of the word--this is commonly done to further emphasize its meaning)
These are merely two of countless instances where cranatical is an appropriate word choice. Given its versatility, I urge you now, reader, go now out unto the ripe Earth and speak this prodigious word with pride.
Upon finding himself chock-full of some kind of unbridled enthusiasm (drug induced, one might infer), T-Bone vociferated:
"Shit is cranatical!" Referring to his evening--and experience--thus far.
Example Two:
Upon arriving at a rather boisterous festivity, Shaquifa said to her male counterpart, Dutch:
"Damn boy, this party's fuckin craNATICAL"
(Note how Shaquifa chose to stress the latter segment of the word--this is commonly done to further emphasize its meaning)
These are merely two of countless instances where cranatical is an appropriate word choice. Given its versatility, I urge you now, reader, go now out unto the ripe Earth and speak this prodigious word with pride.
by l.n.r. February 17, 2009
Get the Cranatical mug.After anal sex a Crabapple is inserted into the anus so it can be retrived by the partner using only his mouth.
(Eating is optional)
(Eating is optional)
Hey man Ron told me he gave Scott the old Currie Crabapple last night !
Ya..Rob & Ron told me that it took Scott almost a hour of hard sucking and gnawing to get that bad boy out.
Dude !! (I think scott made Ron eat it after).
Ya..Rob & Ron told me that it took Scott almost a hour of hard sucking and gnawing to get that bad boy out.
Dude !! (I think scott made Ron eat it after).
by Dylan Wilson February 8, 2008
Get the Currie Crabapple mug.It's the nickname used for the new mini macs that just came out. This word derived from the company name/logo. What's smaller than an Apple? Crabapples!
That new crabapple you got is really cool. Now all we need is a folding keyboard and my tablit and we're set!
by Kamui.EXE January 31, 2005
Get the Crabapples mug.A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.
girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.
by chefsarefit December 9, 2009
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