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Crack Mac's

An infamous Mac's convenience store in downtown Calgary, a city in Alberta, Canada located in the corner of 7th Avenue and 8th Street SW. So called as it is known for being rather sketchy and crime-ridden, as well as having many people dealing crack outside in the parking lot and around the premises.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go to Crack Mac's?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't plan on getting mugged today.
by Trash•Gordon May 27, 2018
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Spit Crack

In hip hop, if someone's got them hot bars, it's common to say they spit crack. Not to say that smokin crack is encouraged, but more like you feel like you're on drugs cause of how dope their spittin is.
Aye I heard ya freestyle earlier, you spit crack my nigga!
by OG $TAX June 15, 2015
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Cock Chalk

this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
by 777geez November 20, 2015
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Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.
I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!
by rpetras April 29, 2008
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crack rocksteady

Crack rocksteady is a crossover genre, including ska, punk, hardcore, and even ragga.
some crs bands are:
-Choking Victim
-Leftover Crack
-Crack Rock Steady 7

-F-Minus
-INDK
-Morning Glory
-American Distress

-Niño zombie
-The Infested
-Antimaniax
-No Cash
-The No Service Project
-No Commercial Values
-The Foamers

-Ctrl. Chubbs
and more.
by jipirasta13 July 11, 2009
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yuppie crack

High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack.
by Dr. J. August 3, 2005
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The 'crack sweat' theorem

Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.

Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'

Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'

Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'

Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012
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