crackeritist

An illiness which causes those suffering from it to covert and become obsessive of other people and their belongings. Typically causes those afflicted with it to become real nasty lying scum, hated near and far, openly and behind their backs.

The feeling you get when you envy other people’s stuff, belongings, land, culture or property in general.

White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”

Friend: “why?”

White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”

Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”

by ThePigCatcher January 3, 2019

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crackerhonkey

One who is of the homosexuals; a faggot.

<VgameT> I called all of my friends crackerhonkys.

by Olopsairen March 8, 2005

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Crackerdoodle

The act of eating a pumpkin pie while watching the television program Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen, not Ashton Kutcher.

Im so tired of this, im gonna head home and crackerdoodle.

by thewordguy1111 October 21, 2011

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Crackerin'

A white person moving about, usually in a vehicle, through the 'hood.

Mr. Winter was crackerin' with ease down MLK Blvd last Saturday night. I think I'll ride along with him next time he gets the urge to do some crackerin'.

by gotwood4sale September 22, 2016

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