Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

orange crackers

Crackers that are orange, typically a very bright unnatural orange. A tasty treat but tastes like chemicals.

Can I get the orange crackers?

Why? They taste like shit.

Yeah that’s the point.

by Possibly autistic April 22, 2023

The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

by ImAWall February 12, 2019

After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."

"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"

by Joebama Biden June 26, 2021

Pack of Crackers

A group of white friends.

What's up my Pack of Crackers!

by 80onmywrist111 January 17, 2018

Crackers

English slang for tits.

'Ave a look at the crackers on that!

by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

semen crackers

n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.

Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.

by hobo_feces December 28, 2008