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corvette 

A car driven by a limp wristed individual, usually an older white male, who cannot buy a real vehicle, like a McClaren or Lotus, something with real balls. Usually lacking in couth and money.
Damn corvette, it is the only car I could afford. I really wish I had a Porsche, though.
corvette by anon March 2, 2005

corvette 

A shitty car that's not all its cracked up to be. It can be owned instantly, anyday if its up against a stock BMW M3.
"My corvette's a disappointment. I should've gotten myself an M3 instead of this shitty chevrolet."
corvette by pwned739 June 11, 2005

Corvette 

The Ultimate road And Track Car. the LT3 Beats the Hell out of all those Ricers and Other Domestics, the Z06 Kills most of European Cars,the ZR1 Slayed the New Skyline and the Ferrari F430, and Saleen S7, and The C6RS Killed The enzo and can leave any European, japanese,or American car lookin like they were standing still. it especially beat the Aston Martins,in Particular the DB9 And DBR9
and most importantly, they are affordable compared to other supercars,with the base model starting around 40K.
Damn, that rich Kid in his Viper Thought he could beat that corvette C6,but the C6 ended up having to wait for him at the finish line!!
Corvette by Zr1 October 10, 2008

Corvette 

Man's gift to himself, the best car America has ever produced and yes it is 500 times better than the Mustang will ever be.
Wow! Is the a Corvette? Yeah it is, it's 500 times better than the Mustang no matter what that Japanese guy's girlfriend says!
Corvette by The Nate March 7, 2008

corvette 

Probably the best sports car for the money you'll ever find, especially the newer C06 and ZR1. Easily destroy any other car in their price range, and even compete with some exotic super cars three times its price.

The vette has been and will always be an American icon, it turns heads no matter what year and model. From the 1950s to 2010, the corvette is a legendary vehicle that eats the competition.

It has that sleek, sportscar look, but also has the big definitive American V8 engine powering it, and with exhaust modifications, can even have the classic musclecar sound. You know when you have to buy a half million dollar Italian supercar to compete with this beast that it kicks some serious ass.

Ricers like to race mustangs because they know that sometimes a mustang is crappy and they might have a chance at beating it, but no ricer would ever think to challenge a vette, the new vettes destroy the Skyline and any other Japanese import.

The corvette is a force to be reckoned with, and even if you consider yourself a Ford or Dodge loyalist, every car enthusiast no matter the loyalties should own at least one corvette in their lifetime, it's in a whole other league and you need to feel that power sitting behind the wheel of one of these cars.
Shit I riced up my civic but got humiliated by yet another corvette on the freeway.
corvette by VetteKing March 6, 2010

Corvette 

America's midlife crisis mobile made for insane dick loving people with a IQ of 1 and a ego of a million
You have a corvette, yes it's my midlife crisis mobile
Corvette by Sket BOI 98 September 25, 2018