Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.

“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”

by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020

coom cat

A catgirl who enjoys or consumes cum

1:Hey I think Clara likes you
2:I'm good I got a coom cat
1:a what?
2:a slutty cat girl
1:ohhh

by Obama_binLaden March 4, 2021

Coom Dork

someone who steals my fries >:(

In response to potato larceny
YOU COOM DORK!

by japaneseman44F October 1, 2021

coom pick

an interception in madden where one player drops an extremely easy pick only for a teammate near by to swoop in and catch the ball as it falls from the player's hands. Usually performed by COOM.

OMG, the Bailey just totally coom picked your ass!

by tehprawner June 23, 2009

Coom Goblin

Some one who cooms and is simultaneously a goblin

oh oh ohhhh, I think, I might be a coom goblin... Ever since I saw that thick ass loli I cant stop masturbating. *fap fapfapafp* UNNGGGG G GGG IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS GOBLIN RULE 34? HOLY FUCK *SNIffFFFFFFFffFFFFF* Ooooohohooho fuckkkkkk

by NiggerFagoot1488 December 13, 2020

Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

Coom Baiter

Jleeh

She has a revealing outfit in her profile picture. What a coom baiter.

by JleehIsACoomBaiter June 25, 2020