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philadelphia train connector

A sex act that can only occur on special occasions when you eat dinner with your girlfriend and her mom at your girlfriend's house. When her mom goes into the kitchen to check on the food, you and your girlfriend go up to her room and you bend her over the bed to fuck her in the ass. When the mom comes up to see what all the noise is coming from, you put on a strap-on backwards style and fuck the mom in the ass to create the illusion of a train connector between two railcars.
Bro- Last night, my girlfriend invited me over for dinner with her mom. I took advantage of this opportunity to pull the good ole Philadelphia train connector.
by DEEZNUTZ6969696969696969696 March 10, 2014
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Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.
News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.
by JthanS December 28, 2007
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Dike Connector

An a RJ45 socket which allows you to plug in two male ends together back to back to make one whole wire.
This wire run is too short, get the dike connector so we can make this work with out re-running a whole new wire.
by Jason Anderson April 21, 2004
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Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006
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Boa Constructor

My pet snake is a Boa Constructor. He built his own cage.
by Teleri March 20, 2010
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Brazilian Contractor

Noun:

Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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Corrector For Men

A type of concealer for men to use to cover up bad skin.
When did Nick stop having acne? Oh he still does, he just has corrector for men.
by justanotherdude1 July 27, 2018
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