La Constante

A dick so large it cant be observed by the human eye,It is theorized that the big bang was caused by the first La constante releasing a huge cum shot into the void
La constante is not satisfied with your actions
by MetaST August 09, 2019
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Constant Fuckin

The stage of talking where a crazy female will trap her intended target in a cycle of constant sex to induce a feeling that horny males may confuse with feelings.
Bro, you don’t even like her, she’s just got you trapped in constant fuckin.
by Sex9ine September 20, 2020
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Wadsworth Constant

This is a theory by Reddit user Wadsworth stating that the first 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

This is originally intended for videos, in particular YouTube videos, but the principle should work with many different types of content.

This is simply thought as "skipping the intro".
The first paragraph of this article is 206 characters long with spaces. Using the Wadsworth Constant and removing the first 30% (62 char.) of the text, we end up with the following:

st 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

If you were looking for a definition for the Wadsworth Constant, this sentence would have been enough for you to understand.
by SomeRedditor October 02, 2011
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Alex's Constant

A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.

In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.
Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."
by ThatGuyHasAHugePenis January 17, 2011
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constant elevation

A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time.
"Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun

"Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz
by TommyTheDent March 08, 2007
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potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.
by Boboneoone February 15, 2016
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Wadsworth Constant

Related to watching movies on Youtube, the Wadsworth Constant is applied by skipping the initial 30% of a movie to jump directly to pertinent information related to the movie's title/subject. This is to avoid any unnecessary preambles or filler content that would normally result in the watcher's time being wasted.
a) Check out this sweet Youtube movie I found, use the Wadsworth constant to skip all the junk at the beginning.

b)Wadsworth constant applies.
by tsnips October 03, 2011
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