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anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror
HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror
by capt conqueror December 20, 2013
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divide and conquer

When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.
Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.
by Deboe August 31, 2008
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conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness
"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"
by Wixon October 23, 2007
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conquermonkey

a person (usually republican) who is bent on conquering the world.
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In the 1800's, the Britsih Empire was full of conquermonkeys. (They basically invaded and colonized every country because they thought it was their "duty" (e.g. rudyard kipling's "the white man's burden".)

George Bush is a conquermonkey, as he is determined to occupy Iraq, and various other middle eastern countries...

(no offense to any person living in Great Britan today. i love you all madly.)
by tess...fool. January 13, 2007
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Conqueror

A brit who smells of crumpt crumbs and butter. He must have tea PROMPTLY at 12:30 noon, if he does not he irl ragequits or takes his rage out on the lovely, sexy, musclebound, gargantuan-penis-hasing dark blade. But Dark Blade never takes any of his slander and immediately puts conqueror in his place. Conqueror has yet to realize that Cubans are the superior race, a known fact to 97% of the population (remaining 3% are descendants of the KRUMPT klan). Hopefully conqueror will step out of his ignorance in the coming years.
Holy shit! He's eaten 2,345 crumpets and still going! What a conqueror!
by BAKAMOTO TAISHO January 22, 2009
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Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.
"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"
by Wezsez April 17, 2008
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Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.
"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
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