college confidential

A website where pretentious nerds troll all day about high school/college and make other people who read their posts want to crawl in a hole.

PretentiousDouche09:

Hey everyone on College Confidential, my name is Cornelius. Plz chance me for admittance into Ivy League; I want to go to Harvard!!!1!!

Stats:

4.75 GPA (weighted)

2400 SAT, 36 ACT (both one sitting)

APs- 5's in Chemistry, Biology, Physics B, Physics C, Calculus BC, English Language, English Literature, Psychology, Environmental Science, World History, U.S. History, Spanish, French, Chinese, Latin, Statistics, Microeconomics, Macroeconomics. I could have totally taken Italian also if I had enough room in my schedule >.<

I don't feel like listing my ECs, but here's a brief run-down:
-Class Prez, VP, Secretary, and Treasurer all at the same time for 4 years
-Piano: performed at Carnegie Hall 9x, played at White House
-Spent summer in Africa to build houses for the poor; found the cure for AIDS while there
-Internship at Harvard Medical Center
-Volunteered at Soup Kitchen 1000 hours
-3 jobs
-Created 4 clubs at my school, President of 12 others
-Varsity Track, Swimming, and Tennis (captain for all three)
-National Merit Finalist
-Won Intel
-Attended Biology, Physics, and Chemistry Olympiad study camps
-USAMO 3x

I'm kinda nervous right now-should I do more ECs? Improve my GPA??? I'm freaking out!!!!!!

ZombiSlayr5000:
THAT'S SO WEAK! I HAVE LIKE 10x MORE ECs THAN YOU!

PretentiousDouche09:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by graceeeeeeeeee May 12, 2011

confidence men

Those individuals who take money from others with clever and untrue statements.

those who insist they have found money and will share it with another if given some money in advance

by Sharry Sue May 14, 2005

fecal confetti

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma

Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.

by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007

National Confess to Your Crush Day

This occurs on December 30th and 31st

Today is national confess to your crush day.

by Barack Mobamba December 30, 2019

vote of confidence

an expression of approval and support; encouragement

The fact that they let him takeover while his boss was away was a huge vote of confidence.

by rchlsnr August 7, 2016

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

confuddle

to be confused to the point where it seems that it could never make sense

Since I was talking about how to multiply a different way to my brother, he was confuddled.

by Roseapple May 31, 2018