Noun.
A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
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Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?
Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
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Last night a confidential waster saved my life.
Last night a confidential waster saved my life.
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Guy #2: No problem dude, My lips are sealed.
Guy #2: No problem dude, My lips are sealed.
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Related to condiment serum.
Related to condiment serum.
I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.
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