Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:

So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.

by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014

confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake

That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.

by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018

condesplain

A non-sexist way to describe mansplaining: assuming your audience doesn't have the knowledge, experience or intelligence to understand what you are saying without a thoroughly condescending explanation of what you mean. Explaining with condescension is gender-neutral and universal.

While telling me about how cool the video was for "This is America", Arlene condesplained to me that Donald Glover and Childish Gambino are the same person, because obviously I didn't know that since I am in my late 40's and I am scared of the interwebs.

by Amanda Huggandkiss June 12, 2018

strip confetti

The often explicit cards for hookers, escorts, strippers etc. that are handed out by vegas crickets on the Las Vegas strip. They get dropped on the street in large quantities producing litter like confetti.

Notice how every kid on Las Vegas boulevard walks along looking down? They're staring at the strip confetti. Probably the first pictures of naked women they've ever seen.

by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.

Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.

by Roberto TM June 18, 2014

Thai Confetti Launcher

The act of ramming confetti down a girls shaft approximatively 4 inches, and the girl then proceeds to let a massive queef propel the confetti out of her snatch.

Dude that Thai Confetti launcher propelled that confetti a good 4 feet!

by friarJawn March 3, 2011

Man Confetti

Cum

Cristian man confettied his pants on a wet dream

by man confetti June 20, 2020