combarded

A release of a massive shart thought to be a fart, spreads all over into all different parts.

Man, I just combarded all over when my girl squeezed me.

by Jimbonious March 21, 2021

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023

cutarded

An adjective towards someone usually used as a dis. In stead of usuing the word retarded because unlike cutarded , retarded may offend one and is usually miss used. And by chance that you really are cutarded, be proud of it, show the world simply by getting a "friend" to write the letter C without your permission on your forehead.

For example it can be used in such situations:
"your a loser!"
"yeah well your catarded!"
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"UH! this is so cutarded!"
Or
"Uh! i ran into the wall skipping because someone stopped the skipping rope at fire in the skipping game "somebody nobody...you know your cutarded when..."

by maddie and coral February 26, 2006

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

Cumbarded

To be profusely ejaculated on . To excessively ejaculate on someone multiple times

Chelsea was well versed in kama sutra before I knew it I had cumbarded her all over .

by Denerothagreat916 February 21, 2017

Contared

Contared more than retarded used by people named crazy chicken and not knowed by contared people named Daniel benders

Your contared as shit

by Kdjdjxmxm July 5, 2017

Collarded

Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.

I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.

by Bobbi Longstockings June 13, 2018