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Brag Complainer

Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.
Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."

A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.
by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014
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emo complainer

1. a whiney emo dick who posts things on urban dictoinary complaining about how much emos dont cut themselves just for attention and how being emo is about the music.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! of these emo shits who cut because "they just wanna get away from the pain" your not removing the pain, your converting it to physical pain
thats like if you had a fire and you put it out then the stuff you put it out with left radiation.
also they complain about how much people bash on them, we bash on you because it must be done to feed your false sense of self hate! if no one bashed on emos, there would be no emos so take the "pain" and shut the fuck up!
2. a person who complains so much it seems emo.
3. the many people who will most likely post on this talking about how much i am wrong and how emos dont complain very much and how they dont cry and slit thier wrists and thats only poseurs and blah blah blah
4. a person who is emo who talks about how they dont conform, yet they conform to the emo clone army

well im done lets see what you got emos
Emo Fag:*sniff sniff* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT IS TO BE EMO!
Man:then stop.....
Emo Fag:what?
Man:just stop cutting yourself, crying, attempting suicide and writing shitty music
Emo Fag:but its how i feel!
Man:as if! like you actually hate getting so many gifts from your parents and how well off you are
Emo Fag:BUT BUT
Man:shut the fuck up
Emo Complainer:that isnt a real emo!
Man:who the fuck are you?
Emo Complainer:us emos dont cry and whine! we dont cut ourselves thats a scene!
Man's GF:honey what are you doing?
Man:just emo bashing, honey
Man's GF:HAH what a buncha emo faggots
Emo Complainer:SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *sob sob sniff* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND *thinking:remeber you hate life and yourself, you hate life and yourself.... but then again... NO FUCK PREPS!*
Man:this example is getting to long i'm out, c'mon honey
p.s. im not a prep or any of that shit because i am a real non conformist emo fuckers
by fuckoffemo March 25, 2009
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compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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comparing

Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.
by Judo70 May 15, 2016
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complainative

that act of complaining or being in a mood where thats all your doing.
girl: "my back hurts"
guy: "jeez why are you being so complainative?"
by taymann October 22, 2010
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Garbage compacting

The sexual act of taking multiple things in the ass.
Steve was garbage compacting with Chris.
by mtddddddddddddd May 21, 2008
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complain

verb: to indirectly indicate (usually verbally) that you are either unwilling or unable to find a solution.
noun: an indirection (usually verbally) that you are either unwilling or unable to find a solution.
He kept complaining about things he hat the power to change.
by tithos December 17, 2014
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