Commonism

The naive belief that everyone should be "normal" and the same and that if anyone tries to be an individual and stand out they're stupid or weird.

Guy1: Why do you wear your clothes that way? It's so stupid and weird.

Victim: Yeh? Well I try to be an individual and stand out. I'm also a real ass hole to people I don't like so you better watch your back, you fucking commonist! Commonism, psh. Bitch nigga!

by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008

low commodity

Something that has no real value in this world. Could be used in a variaty of casses, concerning women, men, drugs, prostitutes, people, ect...

That bitch is low commodity, she'll fuck and give u a rimmer for fun.

by Cordeiro May 13, 2005

commodititis

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.

She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.

by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020

Communium

It is made of the dead bodies of their foes, which is then melted into one solid wall, and filled with cykanium and leninium, and a spalling layer of stalinium

Germans: nien, the communium is too thicc and powerful!!! GAIJIN PLS NERF

by exportedtoastie September 9, 2020

Commodometry

The scale of which a car can do a burnout, a scale of 1-10 consisting of the gear, amount of smoke and if it is single or double pegger

By riley and dom

Yo look at that vk calais it was rated 10 on the commodometry scale

by Phatvpcommo December 2, 2020

Commodity

Hey! Wow! You're good at this! That's totally right!

Hym "You know what else is a commodity? Attention! That's why people are incentivized to horde it for themselves! 'What's why?' you ask? Well, if you are receiving a disproportionate amount of the public's attention, you get to arbitrate WHO gets it OR how they are framed. Look at the morden 'Youtube circuit system' (as I call it). You'll have a guy who occupies a certain space (conceptually) and he will get passed around the circuit that exists by the people who also occupy the same space. Take swole neurologist guy. He got on somebody's show and immediately afterwards started doing the rounds. He was everywhere overnight. Which ties into the Jacob's ladder problem. Jacob's ladder is a fire escape with someone at the top who decides whether or not he let's the ladder down or leaves you to be eaten by the zombies. And that's what good ole' Dr. Peeper Jeeps is really advocates. Not for disaffected young men. But maintaining his (perceived) right to leave you to be eaten by the horde. Hell, he might even cannibalize you himself. Food is scarce in the zombie apocalypse. It's about him deciding whether or not you get to fuck his daughter (conceptually)."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Commoding

What an object does to be a commodity, more specifically the sidemost part of a car seat.

The side seat of this car is commoding.

by The One who Commodes December 25, 2023