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Commisery

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.
I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.
by Tired of it November 3, 2018
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commishoner

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).
Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.
by Schlicka May 15, 2010
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Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.
Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."
by TowrPowr July 31, 2012
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Commissary berry

Is when you're in a female goes to jail a Women and going to do some time and don't have family to take care of them

They take on the role of a man making them self a Butch shave their heads slick back there hair in a ponytails sag their pants and I take on the characteristics of a male role while there in jail.

They try and now gain the attention from other women in order to survive.

So they don't have the means to take care of there self so they get other women to be thier sugar mama's , girlfriends or even a girl to be the highest role keeper known as their wifey or wife's

To take care of them why there in there she provides everything for her

she doesn't do anything except sexually pleases her sexually .
But everybody's now trying to get her they treat her like she's a king .
Thier usually very messy in there relationships .
Start Drama here known to be flirts ,they fight if they feel disrespected or take another female as a treat to thier relationship so in order to keep her girl buying her commissary

Acts like the man in jail in order to gain food they cook and clean for her why she a social butterfly and gets items off Commissary list from women

that's what they're called, in women's jail a "Commissary berries"
Look at Becky acting like a Commissary berry
by 51504u2babe October 30, 2021
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Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.
I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.
by Yoyomom January 8, 2023
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commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.
Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.
by Anon326 January 22, 2023
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tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.
Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.
by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014
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