Cocksicle

A refreshingly ice cold dick that's typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. Can also be shoved into one's orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.

Paul is "nothing like a cocksicle to celebrate the end of exams!" (someone's actual facebook status)

Zach: "Was it cherry-vanilla jizz flavored or just the original jizz flavor?" (actual comment on person's facebook status)

by Quadrillon VIII May 9, 2009

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockamole

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

by partytrap June 3, 2010

cockslider

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

by Freshest slays June 20, 2016

cockamoleoweenie

When you eat seafood that has been stored on a boat with only two or three pieces of ice.

I ate a seafood gumbo salad at the Voodoo Gumbo and got cockamoleoweenie.

by rhaf3 June 28, 2018

Cocksmithing

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.

“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”

by gudy robert January 5, 2019

Cockodile

When taking a bath you let your cock float to the top of the water and be seen through the soap and the suds.

Betty had been begging for a dick pic...... So I took a bath and sent her a pic of my cockodile.

by LemmeF1ndOut April 20, 2020