cockspank

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

by fred August 5, 2003

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004

cock smack

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) scope of management authority.

Joe tried to give the attractive new receptionist a tour around the office, but his supervisor cock smacked him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 28, 2008

cocksmoker

A person who likes to use a cock as a cigarette.

Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."

by Robby H. November 21, 2004

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cockjack

the act of stealing a friend's romantic interest (typically used by girls).

Ex. 1) Girl, you got cockjacked by your more attractive friend, Hannah.

Ex. 2) Hey man, your jerk-ass friend is planning on cockjacking you.

Ex. 3) Annabelle unintentionally cockjacks every girl when they bring hot dates around.

by AddyHamilton December 23, 2011

Cocksocket

A woman who likes to take cocks in all her holes. Sometimes all at once sometimes one at a time

You know Taryn, she is a real Cocksocket.

That girl last night got used like a cocksocket.

I have officially turned my wife into a Cocksocket.

by El Capitain July 3, 2018