Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.

47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed

by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009

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F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.

PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

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Close the blinds

To chill out or calm down

Raini close the blinds it's just a joke.

by Tinypyro June 06, 2017

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Close Talker

Someone who gets to close to another person while talking to them.

I had to look at that guy cross eyed when he was talking to me,he's one of those Close Talkers.

by matt terry January 04, 2006

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Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.

Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.

by FrenchOnion May 17, 2021

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