Clint "Deuce" Dempsey

The pinnacle of US Soccer.

Clint "Deuce" Dempsey is to the US as Diego Maradona is to Argentina.

by Soccer Lord November 5, 2010

Clinton Portis

Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.

Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.

by P. Ved January 17, 2006

A Bill Clinton

The sexual act of recieving felatio while maintianing a perfect telephone conversation. Mastery of this act is considered achieved if one can ejaculate during the conversation without the person on the line suspecting anything is abnormal.

My mom called last night and just to mess with me Suzie gave me A Bill Clinton.

by S Gill January 26, 2007

hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.

Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

by Osama Obama September 21, 2007

Clintoncide

Clintoncide (Noun): A word used to describe someone who had a connection to the Clintons and mysteriously died.

Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoncided.

by Corn-Pop (Not a bad dude) June 16, 2021

clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

I have a clintonizer for a boss.

by kbabe87 October 23, 2008

Clinton special

Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.

Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010