Creaning

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009

Learning Curve's a Bitch

(1) Whenever somebody studies a certain subject, or learns a certain skill, finds it very hard as it progresses into its advanced levels.

(2) An expression said by someone who is struggling in learning something .

(3) A term used when one finds it hard in working through their goals.

(A) "How's the website you're making?"

"I don't know man, but Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(B) "When it comes to learning Quantum Mechanics, Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(C) "Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're trying to be on top in Law School."

(D) "You're planning to buy that game? Good luck, coz Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're playing it."

(E) "Winning is hard in Casino-level poker since the Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(F) "Trying to run for President is real hard since the Learning Curve is a whole new level, a Bitch level."

by RobAdler September 17, 2020

Castle Learning

A program written by a bunch of fat lazy teachers that want to make their school look good yet it has no significant impact whatsoever plus they have equations you probably haven't learned yet

john: hey John did you do castle learning yet

Tom: No it closed and expired

by realone34 August 14, 2017

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on

yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo

by extrapolariceflavor December 12, 2022

Creaning

kicking a player off the team.

See also: Spring Creaning: the annual creaning that takes place in spring to make room for more players.

Once again, Crean's season is over before the NCAA tournament begins. Looks like it is time for spring creaning. Better tell his players to start looking for back up plans in case they get spring creaned.

by IU SPAStastic August 4, 2009

Cleaning the cat

To lick the pussy.

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.

by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014

cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.

come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns

by [e-mail] March 5, 2008