Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.

Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.

by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021

Clart

To clart is to take part in sexual intercourse

Yo babes u wanna clart
Yo im not inna the dating ting lets just clart

by Roafman suiede November 2, 2020

santa clarita valley

the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.

kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!

by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009

Post cut clarity

After the adrenaline wears off and you regret everything.

1:how ya doin, are your cuts healing
2:I’m having post cut clarity

by RMS Teutonic June 15, 2021

claret

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

Clartical eejit

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity

Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit

by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022

post-code clarity

The realization one has after he's finished coding. You suddenly see how shit your code is and that it needs a complete rewrite.

*post-code clarity hits* Fuck, did I really write this?

by creative_username_0010_1010 June 9, 2021