choo-choo buffology

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Choo-choo Buffology is the pseudo-science of repeating the same specious arguments ad-infinitum to avoid rational criticism of transit-rail projects. Practitioners appear to have better arguments than their critics primarily because their arguments can be summed up within media-friendly sound bites. This phenomenon is frequently attributed to the choo-choo buff spending a majority of their research funds on media consultants and focus groups, while their opponents spend their research funds on actual scientists and economists.

The transit authority hired a choo-choo buffologist for their rapid response team which will allow them to quickly respond to media inquiries asking critical questions. Unfortunately for the opponents, this guy is the top choo-choo buff in the nation. His latest sound bite is critical of busses because he claims that people don't like dirty busses, putting his opponents at a significant disadvantage because it takes more words than can fit into a sound bite to explain that people are turned off by the "dirty" busses which were made that way by people who did not respect the bus enough to keep it clean because people who receive a subsidy can't appreciate the value of the service and thus are disrespectful - and rolling out shiny new trains won't correct the problem because they will be dirty within a few years as the same disrespectful people start riding the trains instead; that the only way to prevent the deterioration of the transit system is to charge market rates for riding instead of tax-subsidized rates.

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I wish there wasn't some way of silencing that choo-choo buff. He's been practicing choo-choo buffology so long he's figured out all you have to do is claim that trains are green, and nobody can point out that according to the transit authority's own environmental impact statements that bus rapid transit is both greener and more efficient without being labeled pro-pollution. He's really a master choo-choo buffologist.

by True Green April 18, 2009

Choo Choo Elaine

What you say when creepy grudge-like small asian girls in pink sweat suits come wondering into line with you. This girl does not think your funny and just wants to ride the train and then find her dysfunctional Asian family. Also used when excited or in reference to this event. X)

Asian Girl: Hey Can I ride the train with you?????
You: Choo Choo Elaine, Choo Choo

by Dank Brosef January 14, 2010

choo-choo

1) The sound of train's horn.
2) A child's name for a railway train.

The train started to move and said:
-Choo-choo!

-Mummy, what is it? Is it choo-choo?
-Yes, baby, it's a train.

by nov1ce January 30, 2009

CHOO CHOO

when at least 5 gay men get in a line 1 bends over and they stick their dicks in each other`s asses and crawl around the room yelling CHOO CHOO

man your dad likes to CHOO CHOO in your room

by funnyman 25 January 16, 2011

choo chweet

The Indian way of saying something is super cute or 'so sweet'

Aww... that baby is choo chweet!

by Tara Raj November 8, 2014

Choo Choo

To act or do something crazy, buggin, twekin Choo Choo -ing

SF1- that dude is sooo finee.
NM2- Man u Choo Choo, he ugly asf.

by Ness da goddess June 6, 2018

choo bag

insult meant to describe someone that is so ugly they must have a bag over their head to make them pleasing enough to let them perform oral sex

Mr A: Dude, you are such a choo bag!

Mr. B: Hey man, at least I got some.

by lcheshire September 12, 2006