Chonk

Someone who looks normal and has no outisde physical effects of eating trash but however there body is decay and rooting for the amount of shit they consume

i am a chonk (Consumes 8 mars bars a day)

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019

Chonk

(N) Synonym to fat, chunky, or big. Used for cats and dogs, and maybe all other animals.

Adj: Chonky

Awwww such a chonky cat!!!

I love chonky dogs! They’re so adorable and fluffy!

The chonkier the better.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Chonked

The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.

(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.

by Granola Boy April 01, 2010

Chonk

Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ

"Dude look at Chonk shred!"

by The Real Chonk June 05, 2009

Chonk

To eat very aggressively and with passion.

"Hey! Jared! Stop chonking bath bombs!"

by Iviola Akine December 27, 2019

CHONK

Adrian

Adrian is a very very fat chonk that you can scoop beanos out of him

by chonk creator September 24, 2019

Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.

Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.

by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010