choachan.cafe

Choachan.cafe is a place on the internet where you can anonymously discuss kpop and other subjects in a 4chanesque format.

"fuck choachan.cafe that place is nothing but a gangstalking honeypot!!!"

by spitplug November 16, 2021

choafbag

Of or pertaining to the repeated sexual penetration of Miley Cyrus, unbeknowenst to Billy Ray Cyrus, by any person/object/extraterrestrial being at least 7 Earth-years her senior.

Eww - that rotten pickle is such a choafbag!

OR

"Did you hear about that guy who steals big screen TV's?"
"Yeah. What a choafbag..."

by bipean December 21, 2008

Choad Mongrel

A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.

Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.

1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.

2: What a creep..

by Nesnah February 12, 2009

choad lover

Choad being a short fat stubby weiner usually fatter than it is long.

Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.

Sandy really gets down on those short fatty weins. She's a real Choad Lover.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013

choad rocket

The definiton of choad rocket consists of a choad that unloads the tank after a long amount of time of waiting to unload on his bitch

Yo dawg did you hear Jaboris released his choad rocket on his side ting!

by Twas the night before nigmas March 5, 2019

dough choad

A douchebag or tool with a lot of money who tends to be popular with the ladies for just that reason.

Some dough choad was at the club last night throwing money around and stealing all the action.

by Fancypants2 December 15, 2008

choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

by Dan M. May 1, 2003