The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.
This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above
This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.
Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....
Ain't evolution a bummer?
This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above
This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.
Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....
Ain't evolution a bummer?
Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com
Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'
Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)
Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.
Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'
Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)
Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.
Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
by Mik Mak September 7, 2005
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Get the chikenhead mug.i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
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Get the Chive mug.The only reason Taiwanese people know about the Yankees and Major League Baseball. Only when Wang is pitching will people in Taiwan watch baseball.
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Get the Chien-Ming Wang mug.Short French surrealist film created in 1928/1929 by Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel. The provocative, shock film opens with a scene where a womans eye is sliced open by a razor and is followed by a series of surreal scenes including severed hands, dead donkeys and a man with ants emerging from a hole in his hand.
The film is also mentioned in The Pixies song "Debaser".
Dali and Bunuel later worked together on a similar surrealist film named L'Age d'Or which was consequently banned in many countries.
The film is also mentioned in The Pixies song "Debaser".
Dali and Bunuel later worked together on a similar surrealist film named L'Age d'Or which was consequently banned in many countries.
I can't think of an example
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Get the chileno mug.The state of being transported to a different world through substances, getting 'lit', or unbelievably fucked up. An alternative to munted, cooked and off-tap.
Oi boys, want to get chivered tonight? I don't want to get any type of fucked up, I want to get chivered.
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