chenshenged

to do 10 shots in 20 minutes and then pass out on the pavement.

Crazyman Baker was so chenshenged last night, he woke up in the gutter with a dog licking his face

by chensheng1 July 22, 2009

General Chemistry

A series of chemistry courses usually taken by science majors and pre-health students. Used as a prerequisite to harder classes, like organic chemistry, etc. It is also used as a "weed-out" class for many universities because it will likely rape you and your GPA up the butt, and prevent you from doing whatever it was you came to college to do.

Student 1: "My ass hurts from the general chemistry rape session I just had this year."

Student 2: "You think your ass hurts from gen. chem.? Just wait until you take organic."

Student 1: "Fml."

by Chem@OSUsux June 16, 2010

baseball chemistry

1. When everyone in the clubhouse is getting along (i.e. there is no Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent, and T.O. has not decided to play baseball). The power of friendship and positive thinking will overcome.

2. The only thing that is perhaps more overrated than Tim Burton.

Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Who needs baseball chemistry when you have star power?

by ihateghosts April 8, 2009

cheniek

An beautiful exotic woman, with grace and class. Has flawless skin and a body that women envy and men desire.

Creative, talented, unique individual. Stands out from the crowd; outgoing intellutual and seems to be funny

Cheniek is also spelled like "shanique" "shaneek" "Shenique"

by Qcumher December 7, 2016

Bathtub Chemist

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.

A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 3, 2011

Leon Chemistry

The teaching and educational philosophy founded on the basis of moderate estimation and guessing; a process of learning in which the professor, educator, teacher, or other higher faculty member is at the approximate level of recollection as the students, pupils, or otherwise individuals of the class being taught

Student A: Hey y'all, would you care to accompany me in my travels to the local cafe for some drinks?
Student B: I would be honored, but it is in my deepest regards to inform you that I have Leon Chemistry homework to complete tonight.
Student A: That is quite unfortunate. Is there any way I can aid you in this assignment?
Student B: No, I find it too tough for even me or the teacher to understand the concepts in this work.

by Student B, Subject 26 February 26, 2019

Chemistry

A class required in high school designed to make your day shit. The driest assholes from your nearest community college are rounded up and given worksheets to keep for their entire teaching career, of which they make endless copies and in an orgy of sadistic joy they throw them at you and tell you to learn. Chemistry itself if the science of the smallest fucking shit in the universe that just so happens to require the most detailed math problems. If you know what you're doing, you probably don't.

"All right students, keep in mind 2 out of 3 times in chemistry, there is an exception to the rule."

"That make's sense. I'll always remember the hydronium concentration of sulfuric acid. That will help me when I'm the fucking president and making ten times more than my chemistry teacher."

by redwings96 May 5, 2013