Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

chatterinth

That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)

"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"

- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)

by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007

Chatterton

A complete idiot that doesnt know when to shut up.

A person that talks so much that others tune out and pretend they are paying attention.

"Dude you would not believe the Chatterton I ran into the other night."

by Archer December 22, 2004

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

catterboxing

The chirping chittering sound cats make when stalking prey.

My cat was in the window, catterboxing at the birds outside.

by Maru Loo June 16, 2018

Chatterbumps

Chatterbumps or "snow potholes" is when snow does not form evenly on the pavement. This usually happens on back or side roads. It often resembles a poorly paved road with numerous pot holes.

The road had so many Chatterbumps I had to drive 10 mph!

by John's Wick January 31, 2019