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Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"
Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

charlie brown syndrome 

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.
For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa 

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome
yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off
Charlie Brown Kwanzaa by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.
Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .
(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.
Charlie Brown Teacher by Unkie Al February 11, 2006

Charlie Brown Christmas tree 

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.