Jos Buttler

Jos the Boss
-England's World Cup Winning Wicket Keeper Batsman, who also plays for Rajasthan Royals in IPL.

One of Finest from This Generation,

A 360 degree player.

Opens the Batting, Finishes the job
Whatever you want he can do.

Jos Buttler scoops it for Yet Another Six

by Definition Check July 20, 2021

peeing out of my buttle

diarrhea (-self explanatory!)

damn, mixing those sweet cohols didn't work too well...i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Buttlennium

A really long length of time, usually a crappy one.

There I was sitting through another boring ass meeting that seemed to take a buttlennium to finish.

It seemed a buttlennium since the last time she put out.

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ March 14, 2009

buttle kotex

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)

dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

buttler

When your little sister dosen't know any real swear words and just says "buttler" instead.

Me: STOP IT YOU ANNOYING TURD!
Sister: YOU STINK YOU BUTTLER

by mehmabel February 4, 2018

battleyack

Russian sex move - to battleyack that dirty bit.

Oh I'm tottally gona battle that chick!
Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!

by abe reimer January 16, 2011