bunkersquatting

The act of taking a shit in a bunker on the seventh hole.

I couldn't find a restroom at the golf course so I had to engage in some old fashioned bunkersquatting.

by That's Baloney May 29, 2019

Bunkerworthy

This generation does not resonate with the term "marriage material" but is looking for a way to filter to their ideal mate. Many people have a pipeline of people dating in an uncommitted fashion. Hence, an excellent way to cut through all the noise is to have criteria that prioritize their selection to one person. Bunkerworthy is which of these people from your pipeline of Instagram, Match.com, Tinder, or Grinder that you would bring and lock yourself in the bunker during the apocalypse for a two-year minimum period. Who will add value, not get on your nerves, and supply some much-needed sexy time?

I was chatting with my son at lunch, and he was saying that he was dating this girl and that girl, and they all seemed like clones of each other, so I had to draw a hard line and ask which one was Bunkerworthy.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

Archie Bunker

America's favorite bigot, the central character on the ground-breaking 1970s sitcom "All in the Family". A blue collar worker, Archie mistakenly assumed African-Americans, Hispanics and other minorities were prospering at his expense.

May also refer to a bigoted individual, e.g. "He's an Archie Bunker".

Archie Bunker: "I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand."

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

Clunky Bunker

Clunky Bunker is a girl who's similar to a shotgun shooter. Shes got a plump round butt which in many cases is clunky. Its so big you could hide behind it like you would a bunker.

Person A:
HoO! Every Ass That Enormous Has Excellant Roundness!

Person B:That chicks gotta clunky bunker not even a bomb could bust.

by Bobo Babe December 14, 2009

bunker love

This is a term commonly used in military circles. In a deployed environment, it's when two (or more) people sneak into a concrete bunker to fuck. Since privacy is nearly impossible to find, the only safe place to smash is in the closest bunker. Also, may be referred to as bunker lovin'.

That guy from the motor pool just got back from getting some bunker love. That's the 4th time this week!

by SgtWrecker October 31, 2010

Strafing the bunker

Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.

Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.

Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.

by Kizuel November 20, 2007

bunker down

A term morons use, particularly when bad weather is afoot, to which they confuse the meaning of "hunker" with. Bunker is a noun, yet hunker is a verb, thus while the words sound similar, when thought of in their linguistic context, one is blatantly wrong.

The storms a comin' we needs to bunker down.

by zildjiankev October 28, 2008