Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

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Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

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buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!

by Jyynx September 20, 2008

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Originating from the Italian language this word means clown, joker, pagliaccio (or pagliazzo). Becoming popular in Scotland with the arrival of the Lazzarini brothers.

Also see pagliaccio or pagliazzo.

Ehehehh, you are a real buffone David... I can't believe you said that.

Rickybu what a buffone are you?

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

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Buffing blue

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013

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Buffoble

Being in good physical shape with fine muscle tone and having high moral principles and ideals.

Jim was very buffoble as his muscular arm ladled out soup for the homeless.

by XTfitness March 31, 2020

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buffoolery

A portmanteau of buffoonery and foolishness, buffoolery is a go-to term to describe the amount and/or nature of BS, chaos, ridiculousness, and idiocy you just witnessed, because they are so far beyond anything you could have anticipated or even conceptualized. When the moment calls for a response and you wish to keep your cool and sanity amidst all the craziness, it’s the only word you need. Or, it’s just a great word to comment on general shenanigans!

Dude! You leaving? This party is off the chain! Did you see the kangaroo kick the TV into the pool?
Yeah, I saw it. Too much buffoolery for me. I’m out.

The neighborhood watch reported a group of kids who egged everyone’s mailboxes.
What?! That’s some buffoolery right there. Those kids need sports, or something else positive to do.

by Abacus Barometer July 24, 2021

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