Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.

Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!

by flacker October 14, 2005

Butcher's Dishcloth

A used sanitary towel.

I entered the bathroom and saw a butcher's dishcloth on the floor.

by Daffles December 3, 2005

Buchentuchen

A cover word that can be used to replace other words like "ass" when in reference to females.

When talking in a group of three with another male when a female is present; "This girl has some nice buchentuchen."

Girl-"What's buchentuchen?

by 2 Chainz Acolyte September 15, 2013

Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'

by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

butcher shop

vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly

"what are you doing tonight?"

im goin to her butcher shop"

"you lucky bitch!"

by qacko123 October 8, 2009

Sneaky Butcher

A gay man. Takes meat in the back door.

Barney Frank sure is a sneaky butcher. He takes the man meat in his back door daily!

by Alabama Crab-dangler July 6, 2009

buchevy

prision slang. you make it from scraps of plastic you find in the laundry room or if you have a caferteria job even better. make a mold using dried mud from the rec yard in a sharp long shape. melt the softened plastic parts over a lighter and mix in ground up match stick heads to make the plastic dry harder. cool it and take it out of the mold. it's a hard shank you can get through the metal detecter.

five packs of cigarettes will get you a buchevy.

don't make me fuck you up.

by hurl September 4, 2005